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After using cheats, I became the strongest Beast Tamer
by Extremely fast
At the press conference, reporters bombarded Chen Xing with questions. "Can you explain how someone as young as you clinched the championship? We heard accusations from other contestants that you've been cheating? Is that true?"Chen Xing shoved the microphone that was pushed up to his nose away, his face filled with annoyance, "I want to state again very seriously that I haven't cheated!"As his words ended, Chen Xing waved his hand and summoned a behemoth that blotted out the sky, then jumped on…
No.1 in basketball scoring
by Super Microphone
Upon stepping onto the court, he had only one goal—to get the ball into the basket!
Threads of the Soul
by MarzAttackz
[Assessment Complete. Activating Mutagen, Please Standby….]A normal day is suddenly turned on its head when a single voice utters those fateful words into the minds of every single soul on the planet. It was after those words that every single man, woman and child was granted the opportunity to gain fantastical abilities in the name of evolution. Not even the plants or animals were spared by the words of this mysterious voice. Yet not everyone got what they hoped for. Some developed no powers at…
Intimate Inanimate
by JustAnotherWriter
How many household items does it take to change a light bulb? They honestly can't, so they decided for the next best thing, getting to know each other.
The Inanimate Endeavors of a Celestial
by SomeGuyWithAName
So this is the best I can do to solidify myself within the mortal lands. I could have been a man, any powerful beast, a bird, or even an ant. I could have immediately become a powerful mortal in this realm but instead...this happened. How can I possibly develop great power as...this, said Win Doh. Win Doh was a mighty cultivator who had long since transcended beyond his mortal bindings. He was an ethereal figure that could take any form by manipulating the quantum world around him, effectively c…
My System: An Evolved Computer I Made With My Unique Ability—
by DaisukiDayoSenpai
The Hero Age— circa 3113 ad. An age where humans have developed superpowers such as superspeed, superstrength, and every cliche superhero power there is. But not everyone awakened superhero powers. A tad 1% of the population were unawakened and Satoshi is one of them... or so he thought. It all started when he wished for a System-like ability in front of a retro computer, which in turn granted it the power of the System. What Satoshi didn't know is that he holds the power to transform/evolve ani…
My New Lover Is A President
by Ms_Anonymous
"You are alive!?!" She asked with a shocked expression. Chasina was forced to come to this blind date with her family. But she didn't expect to meet her ex, who was a known terrorist.She was the one who killed him for betraying her and her country. She didn't feel any remorse for doing that. She is a civil servant and loyal to her country. She will do anything to protect her motherland and her citizens. But she didn't expect to see him here on the blind date. She decided to annoy him and make hi…
I Eat Inanimate Objects
by pastaWRLD
Born to a poor family, Niko was destined for mediocrity, one day after weeks of being unable to afford food Niko decided to eat a broomstick during a fit of desperation. He did so and for some reason it...
You were supposed to hoard supplies, why the heck did you hoard zombies!
by Warm house
“Mr. Zhang, it is said that you often make zombies work overtime without pay, is that true?”Zhang Ye, enraged, snatched the microphone that was pushed to his mouth and said righteously:“Who said that?”“I'll sue them for defamation!”“Someone's defaming me, you know!”As he spoke, he turned and grabbed a zombie, “Did I force you?”The zombie, silent, just went “Ugh ahhhh—”Zhang Ye immediately said, “See! He said no!”The next morning, the headlines of the Sanjiang Apocalypse Morning Post read:Zhang's…
The Lifegivers
by Gaasuja
My right hand is so amazing that it can make any inanimate objects come to life.Crazy, right?Do you think I’m god?Nah, I'm just a freshman in college with all his problems. However, my brother sucks. He's a selfish prick who wants to see the world burn.Looks like I have to use my power to stop him. That must be really sucks.By the way, my name is Evan. I'm an alien from a planet called Xionezsoqiuvenoririrexunaxiantiqinoverizovadusuruxivurunzezex. Being an alien is also sucks.
Zodiac Circle
by Tamuna Tsertsvadze
In the realm of Zariel, every person can manipulate one of the four elements their zodiac belongs to - Fire, Earth, Air or Water. Tamie Wingfield dreams to become the greatest Zodiac Master of all time. For that, she decides to join the Rose Cruce Order, which her elder brother Nick Wingfield belongs to, as one of the highest ranks - the Sage. But Tamie has a big problem - she is a Libra, and out of all Zodiac, Libra is the only inanimate object, rendering it the most powerless of all (or so it …
Livestreaming the Hunt
by Soil Soil Soil
“Now, repeat after me: Blade, slice the snow eagle with your fury. Mountain, boldly take to the skies…”Deep within the Congo Basin in Africa, Wang Kui was teaching a tribe of primitive fighters the art of shouting into the microphone while livestreaming. This was the first day Wang Kui had arrived in West Africa, where he started out by helping the tribe develop as well as repel attacking cannibals. The deep sea fishing competition in North America, chasing snow leopards on Everest, killing gi…
A Story That Holds Us Together
by nimbu420
"Everybody says writers create stories..... but I don't believe that. I believe writers have their own stories which help them to become actual writers," Annabelle spelled those words fearlessly.There was nothing that could stop her to move forward, to stop her to make her own story. Anna threw the microphone she was holding and came down from the stage just to find her story, that guy who was standing backstage with his eyes fixed on her. Yes, he was her story. Then again, he is the only man sh…
Lesbian Dungeon Mistress 18+
by Untolddead
This is SMUT, Harrem, and Raunchy/full of sex and debauchery. I can't get the tags to work but don't read if you have a problem with sex with strangers and nonmonogamous relationships. Also will have relations with monsters and inanimate objects.Hedone is a young woman who put her all into running throughout her school life. However she was never the best and after graduating highschool she felt a lack of motivation. Not only that but her perfect mother has always made her feel inferior. In the …
Fallen
by The_inanimate_
Me? Chosen to be the princess, I doubt it but everyone in my village would love me to succeed. I am the only female to survive through childhood in the last 50 years and I am now 16 which means I have to leave for the palace. I have to prove my worth, beauty and power to the whole kingdom, but especially to the king. It shouldn’t be too hard, right? His punishments are nothing but arousing. He is hard to resist. Will I fall into his power? Will I fall for him? But to risk my heart and power for …
I Can Do it
by hdwhisbxam
For a certain LoL competition, a certain online streamer famous for pissing people off was currently explaining and broadcasting it at the same time.Streamer: This support, so tr*sh.Streamer: If that jungler was my teammate, I would already be idling at the fountain and playing piano for him by now.Streamer: I recommend that this player go back and properly practice how to last hit.Audience: What bullshit! If you’re any better, then you do it!Streamer: I, your dad, really can do it.Audience: Oko…
Virtual Fantasy World
by Illona_sama_5462
"Where Am I? What's this world?" the young girl said. "I played all this night, why am I so confused?""Huh!" Amy looked around.She could see, a futuristic like lobby — where, there were walls: with neon strips of light on them. From the other side, she could see her room. But, when she tried touching the place, where her room was, she received an electric shock."Ow! " she said, screaming in agony. "This, seriously hurts!" In this futuristic like lobby, there was a central microphone attached to …